I've been meaning to take part in the FOADT's for a while now. I saw it a few times on other peoples sites and thought it was a great therapeutic idea!! So without further ado I present you with the people who really need to just Fuck Off and Die!!

   First and foremost my work, who completely fucked up on my pay this past month that I was left 200euros short, with a mountain of bills to pay. Two weeks ago now I was told "we will get right on it, don't worry". I am still waiting. As are the bills that really need to be paid!!! So to all Administrative Personel of the fucking Hago, please feel free to just Fuck Off and Die!!!

   Then I would like for the Mayor of Maastricht, Mr. Leers, to Fuck Off and Die. We have been waiting in anticipation for the biggest party of the year, a New Years Eve party named Seven Sins, only for him to turn around and completely panic about the amount of people who were planning on attending and the likely-hood that this might, yes you read that correctly MIGHT!!!, lead to aggressive behaviour and violence. WTF!! maybe I have been away from the clubbing scene too long or something, but the last time I checked a party was a fun thing to do, especially on New Years Eve. Anyways, to keep a long story short, Seven Sins has been cancelled and now we are left with tickets that are worth squat!! and on a mission to try and find tickets to some other possible party that hasn't been sold out yet. Thanks for nothing, Mr Leers from me to you just Fuck Off and Die!!!

     Boredom struck once again and as I was going through my daily reads, I came across this meme at Dramedy Girl's site. I figured since I hadn't done one in a while, why not? And then on finishing the damn thing I remembered why not, too much thinking required. So here you have it and in the words of Dramedy Girl, "One Long Ass Meme"

DO YOU SNORE?
Not that I am aware of, haven’t had any complaints anyway.

ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
A bit of both.

WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
That would be death/dying. Ending up alone.

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Nope. Wasn’t really a maniac about anything when I was a kid. Spent most of my time outdoors, climbing trees.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV?
It was a good idea at the beginning, but now it’s just a bit too much “reality” for my liking.

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No.

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I would like to think I was, shame it didn’t stay that way!

IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Single life is OK, even better when I remember the drama that I don’t have from not being in a relationship.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
White with Black Letters etc.

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Nope. But I sing everywhere else in the house!

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Not even if you paid me.

ANY SECRET TALENTS
Well they wouldn’t be secret if I told you now, would they?

WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Sun, Sea and Sand.

CAN YOU SWIM?
Yep.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
Nope.

DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
I give a damn, yes. Not actually doing a damn thing to help though.

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
As many as it takes.

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Probably, but have never tried and probably never will.

DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?

Manual.

WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Should be banned. Would love to hear everyone’s stand on hunting, if it were the other way around.

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
It’s always possible, but it’s not a priority.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yep.

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Nothing as far as I know. Oh! Hold on MEN!!

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU” ?
1979 B.C.

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Nope why would I??

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Fried.

ARE BLONDES DUMB?
I try not to get caught up in the stereo-typical thing, but I have met some blondes that just don’t help their situation. Good Grief!

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
I have yet to discover that.

WHAT TIME IS IT?
15:35.

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Yep.

IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?
Only when you think about the processing it goes through before it ends up as a Big Mac.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Yesterday.

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
I enjoy both equally.

IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Sure.

DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Yep.

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Nope.

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Cigarettes, junk-food, music and the internet.

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy

CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Yep

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Nope.

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Depends on how drug free you are talking about, when in pain there is no stopping me popping some pills.

ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Yep

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue-Grey.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Right now, like is a very big word.

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Nope.

HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE?
Nope.

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Used to, again 1979 B.C.

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Yep.

CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Nope.

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Yep.

DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Nope.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Yep

ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?

Most definitely.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Me personally no I don’t. But I can understand that other people would choose to do so.

CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Nope.

DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
I make mistakes whether it’s a lot I wouldn’t know, don’t usually sit around comparing the amount fuck ups I make with other people.

IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
I wouldn’t know haven’t been outside yet today.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Garden Prawn Noodles from Wok To Go.

DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Yep.

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW?
Not many.

WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
ALL OF THEM! ( totally agree with Dramedy Girl )

DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Nope.

FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
Irreplaceable - Beyonce.

   Well, once again I have been tagged, this time by Angel. It seemed like a pretty simple task until I actually sat down and thought about it. Here I am 24hrs later still thinking about it, hoping that the answers will come to me as I type it out.

   Instructions : Name 10 things you like most in the world then tag 10 more people.

   1. A good thunder storm.
   2. I could never live without, Music.
   3. Making people laugh.
   4. Cats/Dogs.
   5. Babies laughing.
   6. My morning cigarette.
   7. Hanging out with my brother.
   8. Long car rides. ( there doesn't even need to be a destination )
   9. Being creative. ( which happens once in a blue moon nowadays )
   10. A long hot bath.

   The poor souls that I will be tagging are : Lou, Some Girl, Tizme, Sweet20, Diva and basically anyone else who feels like joining in the fun. Leave a comment if you did do this meme.

   For those of you who do not recognise this image, she goes by the name of "Princess Pottymouth". Princess she definitely isn't and Pottymouth well that would be the understatement of the year.

   She resides with her fellow bitches at italk2much.com, where they review blogs that are submitted in the hope for a couple of smacks. If you are real unlucky you get the boot or a golden "up-yours".

   I, for some unknown reason, decided I would take the plunge and received my review last week thursday. Here is what she had to say :

"Strike One : I don't know what it is about it, but the font bugs the crap out of me.

Strike Two : Lack of correct punctuation.

Strike Three : use of "LOL"

Constructive Criticism : Don't ever submit your blog here again"

   Short but sweet and needless to say I dídn't get any smacks. But then I didn't get the boot or the golden "up-yours" either, so I ain't fussed. But I will respond to her beautifully poised review.

"Strike One : It pleases me, no end, that I bugged the crap out of you. They do say it's healthy to have a detox every now and then.

Strike Two : I didn't realise it was a grammatical contest. But since we are being picky. Learn to at least construct a proper sentence ( Let me help you )

"I don't know what it is about the font, but it bugs the crap out of me"

Strike Three : my only words are LMFAO......LOL

Constructive Criticism : Beware of Karma, What goes around, comes around"

   To those of you who left supportive comments, I thank you and to those who had nothing better to say than comment on my font, IT STAYS!!!